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Advanced Games Are For Sissies

Cut/Copy/Paste/Gnome is a game where, you guessed it, you use cut, copy and paste to play through the levels. It’s really simple looking but I gotta be honest, this thing is addictive. You use the cut/copy/paste functions to place the little guy in different places or to move objects in the levels in order to [...]

Spore Doesn’t Make Cynics Happy

As much as I love Zero Punctuation, I can’t say I agree with him this week with his review of Spore. As a Spore and Maxis fanatic, I don’t see much wrong with Spore like he does. I can’t possibly compare Spore to the Sims because they are two drastically different games and it just [...]

A Quick Video Spore Review

If you haven’t splurged and bought yourself a copy of Spore yet, here is a helpful video review. It skims over each stage, showing you some pros and cons and what gameplay will really be like. I am still on the edge between buying the $50 copy of Spore or heading to a heading to [...]

Zero Punctuation Bestows Review, Flash-Created Knockers

One of the best things, in my humble opinion, about Yahtzee’s reviews in Zero Punctuation is the flash created version of breasts that he painstakingly makes for every episode. It is all I want and ever could want in a bosom but it is unfortunately wasted on a flash animation.

Moving on.

Zero Punctuation Review: Ninja Gaiden 2

I find it difficult to believe that Zero Punctuation is not a demigod because of his pants-wetting-funny reviews. Sadly, the fact that he lives in Australia it confirms he is human. This past week Escapist Magazine’s human slave reviewed Ninja Gaiden 2. I was excited to watch this clip because of my deep rooted love [...]

The Wisdom of ZeroPunctuation: Age of Conan

Whenever Age of Conan first came out I was excited about the thought of another MMORPG floating around in cyberspace that could possibly be as big and as exciting as World of Warcraft. I then realized it was still crushed, raped, and spooned by WoW.  Now as I return to my Tauren drood, I am [...]