Pet Society
All right Facebook, we get it. You have games. WILL IT EVER END? Pet Society is one of the most tolerable ones out there… so Facebook, I’m going to let your annoying plethora of games slide this time.
What is Pet Society?
Pet Society is one of the cutest Facebook applications out there, exluding PetVille (see [...]
Happy Aquarium
Oh God, another Facebook game. You simply cannot get away from these MF-ers. If you took all of the time that people play Facebook games instead of working, I wonder how much it’d add up to? I’m guessing $20 billion.
What is Happy Aquarium?
Happy Aquarium is another one of those retardedly popular Facebook games… and [...]
As a gamer, I have to acknowledge that apps have pretty much taken over social networking. Forget the days of Xanga, MySpace or early-Facebook when you didn’t have 24 different apps asking you to sample their stuff and to whore yourself out. I must admit that there was a time when I was happily neck-deep [...]
Seriously, Popcap? You think that you can rape me day after day with your stupid game? Well. You’re right.
I can’t seem to quit playing the new and improved Bejeweled Blitz, even if it is a dirty, cheating whore of a game. I can’t get over my high score of 181,000. Yet my friends (who, yes, [...]
If you’re unsure what-the-heck Telltale Games is, it’s the company that brought you the episodic adventure games like Sam & Max, The Tales of Monkey Island and Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People.
According to their blog Telltale games is going to have a post-Christmas clearance sale…minus the agonizingly long lines!
Buy some store merchandise and [...]
I’m not even a huge Mass Effect fan but… I gotta admit there is just something so satisfying about this cinematic trailer. Maybe it’s because it looks so crisp and sounds so good… I’m not sure. But it makes me kind of pee. Plus one of my favorite people ever is in it:
I wish Yvonne [...]
Look! A Mass Effect 2 rogue! Err, infiltrator. … which is basically the same thing. You can become all invisible boy (or girl) and kick some sneaky ass. It won’t be nearly as versatile as the Sentinel, but at least the Infiltrators aren’t huge pussies that you’ll never choose to play as.
Since I’m into the Warcraft scene, talking about Everquest (or Everquest II) feels like a lie… so this is all I am going to say: Here are some new screenshots of the Sentinel’s Fate expansion, Sundering Frontier. I mean even though I’m not a fan of the game, it features a huge panda. Fishing. Which [...]
As much as I fear zombies, I love zombie-killing games. Zombie Driver brings together both my mind numbing fear AND fun for the whole family (in the form of obliterating bloody zombies by running them the fuck over).
So basically, you may enjoy this during the lovely holiday season. You can let off My Family Hates [...]
No surprise here, but the online Trekkie game will have a custom character creator. Star Trek Online, due out in February of 2010, will have a creator that will let you customize your very own alien. The races you can choose from are the established races of Humans, Andorians, Bajorans, Bolians, and Vulcans. But also, [...]