Pet Society
All right Facebook, we get it. You have games. WILL IT EVER END? Pet Society is one of the most tolerable ones out there… so Facebook, I’m going to let your annoying plethora of games slide this time.
What is Pet Society?
Pet Society is one of the cutest Facebook applications out there, exluding PetVille (see [...]
Happy Aquarium
Oh God, another Facebook game. You simply cannot get away from these MF-ers. If you took all of the time that people play Facebook games instead of working, I wonder how much it’d add up to? I’m guessing $20 billion.
What is Happy Aquarium?
Happy Aquarium is another one of those retardedly popular Facebook games… and [...]
As a gamer, I have to acknowledge that apps have pretty much taken over social networking. Forget the days of Xanga, MySpace or early-Facebook when you didn’t have 24 different apps asking you to sample their stuff and to whore yourself out. I must admit that there was a time when I was happily neck-deep [...]
Not everything in life is about looks, whatever, whatever. I get that. But when I see a brand spanking new game looking pretty that’s pretty much all I care about. I like the Prince of Persia franchise (and Jake Gyllenhaal) so I’m all aboard the 2010 PoP train. The screenshots of the Forgotten Sands game [...]
Finally, a Call of Duty classic game that isn’t centered on WWII! Now I’m not dissing the games, they have been awesome. But I’m sick of fighting the Axis powers you know? It’s rumored that the next Call of Duty game (due out in November 2010) will take place in Vietnam. Now, the US history [...]
Ahhh, bliss. I know there were quite a few times during Ocarina of Time where I was two seconds from throwing my controller at the screen, just as long as it’d shut Navi the fuck up. Vengeance is sweet.
I have a theory. Ever since social gaming became the “in” thing, people have realized one thing. You can get spanking good games for free anymore. Facebook and MySpace offer a plethora of free games to try. It’s overwhelming, really. So because of all of these free games available through social networking sites, independent game [...]
Seriously, Popcap? You think that you can rape me day after day with your stupid game? Well. You’re right.
I can’t seem to quit playing the new and improved Bejeweled Blitz, even if it is a dirty, cheating whore of a game. I can’t get over my high score of 181,000. Yet my friends (who, yes, [...]
Holy mother of what?! The Beatles Rock Band Limited Edition bundle for only $159.99? And I won’t shoot my eye out? This is the best. Year. Ever. Not just two days ago I was in my local Best Buy establishment, drooling over the massively overpriced Beatles: Rock Band. The $249.99 price tag deterred me (and [...]
Ha-ha-ha, okay Microsoft. We get it. Your technology is all advanced and you’re going to do great things with it. Like making us look like even bigger idiots. You think I’m happy, sweating profusely while I try again and again to conquer The One on Expert on an itty bitty plastic guitar? Do you think [...]