Shattered Memories Initial Impressions
Growing up, I always had a special affinity for Silent Hill… mainly because I saw someone play it when I was a kid and then I had nightmares. And nightmares. And maybe once I thought Pyramid Head was going to kill me. The local police totally forgave me for the one assault [...]
Pet Society
All right Facebook, we get it. You have games. WILL IT EVER END? Pet Society is one of the most tolerable ones out there… so Facebook, I’m going to let your annoying plethora of games slide this time.
What is Pet Society?
Pet Society is one of the cutest Facebook applications out there, exluding PetVille (see [...]
Happy Aquarium
Oh God, another Facebook game. You simply cannot get away from these MF-ers. If you took all of the time that people play Facebook games instead of working, I wonder how much it’d add up to? I’m guessing $20 billion.
What is Happy Aquarium?
Happy Aquarium is another one of those retardedly popular Facebook games… and [...]
As a gamer, I have to acknowledge that apps have pretty much taken over social networking. Forget the days of Xanga, MySpace or early-Facebook when you didn’t have 24 different apps asking you to sample their stuff and to whore yourself out. I must admit that there was a time when I was happily neck-deep [...]
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I always knew there was something a little off…
Ahhh, bliss. I know there were quite a few times during Ocarina of Time where I was two seconds from throwing my controller at the screen, just as long as it’d shut Navi the fuck up. Vengeance is sweet.
I have a theory. Ever since social gaming became the “in” thing, people have realized one thing. You can get spanking good games for free anymore. Facebook and MySpace offer a plethora of free games to try. It’s overwhelming, really. So because of all of these free games available through social networking sites, independent game [...]
If I had a specific reason to wear a balaclava I’d buy one of these puppies immediately. )Seeing the I live in Northeast Ohio and the weather tends to get a little vicious in January, maybe I should get one of these anyway.) Modeled after Modern Warfare 2’s “Ghost” character’s mask, these hoods provide both [...]
We all know the drill here… you sit down to play a nice, innocent game and you get smacked in the face by virtual boobs the size of the moon. Part of you thinks “Now wait a second! Physiologically, a woman of this size and stature would not be able to stand up straight with [...]
After a not-so-brief hiatus, I am back. I discovered that months of dedication to academia really isn’t good for the soul. My true calling lies in carpal tunnel syndrome and other gaming-related injuries. It’s just what is natural and right. Like the birds and the bees, squirrels and nuts, zombies and shotguns. I have missed [...]