Bejeweled Blitz is Made by the Devil
by Sara
Seriously, Popcap? You think that you can rape me day after day with your stupid game? Well. You’re right.
I can’t seem to quit playing the new and improved Bejeweled Blitz, even if it is a dirty, cheating whore of a game. I can’t get over my high score of 181,000. Yet my friends (who, yes, have jobs and lives) can get over 300,000. How is that possible?! HOW?
I understand there are Bejeweled Blitz tips and tricks. If you play more moves at the bottom of the screen it will cause more cascades to form. Also if you play “smart” and make a bunch of power gems, you can really crank your score up. But IN A MINUTE? I start freaking out as soon as the game starts, so I can barely form coherent thoughts.
I’ve noticed that at every start, Bejeweled gives you one opportunity to form a power gem. I usually see clusters of 7-8 of the same colored gems… but I am completely screwed when it comes to actually making a power gem.
So screw you, Bejeweled Blitz for stealing my life.
